IS WATCHMEN NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING? ANYTHING AT ALL? BECAUSE I WENT TO MTV.COM AND REGISTERED - I REGISTERED AT MTV.COM - AND VOTED FOR EVERYTHING I COULD, BUT APPARENTLY IT WAS ALL FOR NAUGHT. And my Aunt and I are very, very disappointed. And angry. And we keep yelling at Twilight. Because fuck Twilight. Fuck it hard. HARD.

The Dark Knight and/or ( Read more... )

Can't sleep D:
Shouldn't have taken meds at 3:30 in the afternoon....

lawl! Some homo guy *cough*closet case*cough* on the news just said that homosexuality is detrimental to society and is a threat to the human race.
THE GAYS. THEY'RE COMING. TAKE COVER. I ought to sell homo-proof vests.
People are still going to be gay, whether they're married or not ( Read more... )

( i picked up the pieces of my broken ego )

 Computer was confiscated until I studied enough for my dad's approval.
What's with all this fatherliness all of a sudden?
"But.... but what about all the porn I need to watch?!" I asked.
BUT NOBODY CARED.
So I studied and continued to masturbate regularly, and now I have computer access again, but I'm pretty sure my math's already gone down the drain.

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Dear Maggie,

We know what you're doing. We could see it.

It's painfully obvious, even though you clearly think you're being discreet & undetectable.

Adam & I had to leave the room & miss the rest of the movie, & that's just annoying as all hell.

So would you kindly stop giving your stupid asshole douchebag boyfriend a handjob on my couch?

I'd really ( Read more... )

( Yes, he killed Blake and half New York. Excuse me, Rorschach. I'm informing Laurie ninety seconds ago )

Ran into that creepy guy at Streetside yesterday.
Think he said his name was Ben? That was a while ago.
That one time he wanted me to sit in his car with him & "listen to his band's cd."
If that doesn't spell rape, I dunno what does.
Yesterday, was looking for the Watchmen soundtrack. Soundtracks are on the basement floor.
Basement floor's always empty.
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 How am I supposed to find nifty people to say Hey to if only Russian LJs pop up when I click the "random journal" button?

I could have a very basic conversation in French, and can often figure out what I'm reading.
Can pick out a little bit of Latin.
Can decipher the occasional Spanish.
Can understand the tiniest bit of Norwegian.
Can even do Sign ( Read more... )